how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
This is seriously the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. This is what I live for
doing math homework like
Socially awkward penguin in action.
It just swims away in abject horror. SHIT SHIT SHIT I FUCKED IT UP SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
"I am Bruce Wayne".
"Please touch my butt."
"I’m really into anime."
(Snakes from Yoshi’s Story.)
ALL I REMEMBER FROM YOSHI’S STORY IS THE BONE DRAGON AND SHY GUYS WHEEZE
Screen cap from the new Stardust Crusaders anime trailer.
I may have reblogged this recently but holy shit the noise it makes when he slaps the bowl out of his hand fucking kills me.
Very cold water with corners