hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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kyleyo:

when u wake up feelin productive

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lacie108:

"but which one of your favorite characters is your absolute favorite?”

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dangan ronpa dangle rompa
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bloody-nips:

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

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therealhamster:

touching yourself after a long vacation

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I can’t wait to go home and masturbate
— me, every day (via spicy-vagina-tacos)
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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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